Sunday, February 26, 2012

A Quick Peek Into My Inferiority Complex-Ridden Schizophrenic Mind

Are you sure this is a good idea?
Sure this is a good idea.
It doesn't matter, it's a necessary idea.
What exactly are you talking about?
You know very well what I'm talking about! Everyone's blogging! Everyone!
Nice going, Captain Exaggeration.
Hey, that rhymed!
No it didn't.
IT DOESN"T MATTER! They're all doing it! I should be doing it too!
Who the hell are you talking about?
All of them! Rudraksh is. Ujjwal is. Keith is. Amogh is. Hell, Nippun's got regular posts on Speaking Tree!
So what? Good for them.
But I'm the writer here! Me!
Woah, get a load of Mr. Full Of Himself.
Why exactly do you keep making up these stupid little titles for people?
I don't make them up for people...just myself.
Yeah but, let's face it, it's getting kinda crowded in here.
That's what she said.
Shut up. I agree.
So do I.
Fish.
So do...what?
Who said that?
Who said what?
I said "What?". Who said "Fish"?
Who said what?
Fish.
Yes, that!
Who said "Fish"?
Which time, the first time or the second time?
The second time.
That was me. I was just telling you what he said.
What who said?
The guy who said "Fish"
WHO THE FUCK SAID "FISH"?!
WILL YOU STOP YELLING?!
Sorry.
Better.
I said it.
Said what?
Fish.
There it is again!
Yes, I said it the first time as well.
Why?
Just messing with you guys.
I'M GONNA MURDER YOU!
Technically it would be suicide. And what did I say about yelling?
What's all this?
...
Oh shit.
Everyone shut up.
You know very well that I can hear you.
He's right.
Dammit.
Were you guys talking to each other again?
...
Were you?
<cough> Well...
WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT TALKING TO YOURSELF! STOP TALKING TO YOURSELF! WE DON'T DO THAT SHIT!
All right, all right, you don't have to yell.
We're sorry.
We'll shut up.
Good.
...
Is he gone?
I think so. Quick! Press Publish Post before he gets back!
Can do.
Fish.